In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other "found footage" movies, A HAUNTED HOUSE features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they're not alone. But it's not the house that's haunted, it's Malcolm's girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship... or, more importantly, his sex life. (c) Open Road FilmsIf You Like this movie you can streaming A Haunted House movie without downloading HERE
Genre Movie :Comedy
Mpaa Rating : R Release Date : Jan 11, 2013 Wide
Actors :Marlon Wayans,Essence Atkins,Cedric the Entertainer,David Koechner,Nick Swardson,Affion Crockett,Andrew Daly,Alanna Ubach,Marlene Forte,Dave Sheridan,J.B. Smoove,Robin Thede
Visitor Ranting & Critics For A Haunted House
All Critics Ranting For A Haunted House : 2.3If You Like this movie you can streaming A Haunted House movie without downloading HERE
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Along comes Marlon Wayans to do in A Haunted House what he once did in Scary Movie. And do it much, much worse.Rick Groen-Globe and Mail
A movie that offends every moral sensibility but delivers few comedic rewards.
Josh Tapper-Toronto Star
Does it even qualify as a movie? Why did it take two people to write and cost $2.5 million to make?
Sherilyn Connelly-Village Voice
You might chuckle at Wayans huddled in the tub, frantically trying to scrub himself clean of something slightly more earthly-freaky than evil spirits. But watching him get it on with stuffed animals? Ick.
Tom Russo-Boston Globe
There are vague hints that the story is "really" about the difficulties and anxiety of commitment, but then one of many variations on a fart joke distracts from any actual idea.
Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times
If the opening gag in your R-rated movie is an extended flatulence joke you should reconsider whether you're qualified to make such a movie.
Neil Genzlinger-New York Times
Truly one of the worst horror spoofs of all time, and there have been some hideous failures over the years. Poorly written, repetitive and offensive on every level without being funny. Wait, I'm just getting started.
Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers
I thought coming down with the flu would be the worst thing to happen to me this week. But that was a few days ago when I was still sweating it out in bed and coughing up my lungs... before my immune system was further compromised by A Haunted House.
Dave White-Movies.com
You know a fright-flick craze is in danger of running its course when Marlon Wayans comes along to broadly, belatedly spoof it.
A.A. Dowd-Time Out Chicago
A Haunted House is just what you'd expect of a spoof aimed squarely at adolescent males.
Liz Braun-Jam! Movies
Gross, annoying, boring, stupid and above all not funny!
Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com
It's like watching a snuff film, only it's the audience who's dying inside.
Kimberley Jones-Austin Chronicle
Marlon Wayans takes comedic aim at Paranormal Activity and its ilk but scores precious few hits.
John Hazelton-Screen International
The concept relies too heavily on crude gags that feel more desperate than inspired.
Todd Jorgenson-Cinemalogue.com
Mining the spoof genre he helped reenergize with the "Scary Movie" franchise, Marlon Wayans comes up short with a well-worn scattershot approach that rarely connects with audience funny bones.
Cole Smithey-ColeSmithey.com
There's no reason to reward or encourage any of the people involved with A Haunted House to continue making this type of off-putting (and disposable) raunch-fest.
Sandy Schaefer-ScreenRant
This found-footage spoof impresses right out of the gate, because in the first five minutes one sacred movie taboo is thrown out the window and pummeled to absolutely absurd lengths.
Jeremy Wheeler-TV Guide's Movie Guide
Who thinks it's high time for a movie that spoofs The Blair Witch Project? Hands! Anyone? Anyone? No?
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)-St. Paul Pioneer Press
If you're wondering why A Haunted House exists alongside the upcoming Scary Movie 5 rather than instead of it, you may already have given the subject more thought than Marlon Wayans had hoped.
Michael Nordine-Slant Magazine
exactly what you'd expect from a spoof of found footage movies released in January without advanced screenings for critics
Kevin Carr-7M Pictures
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